Logbook, September 16-22, 2019

September 16, 2019

Apple Arcade thoughts:

Huh. Apparently I can try Apple Arcade already.
First thought: why would you launch with this many games? This is too many games. Second thought: these games look like free iOS games.
I’m sure there’s something here that makes them better, but it sure isn’t in the descriptions and screenshots.
What’s worse, the screenshots and descriptions look like rip offs. This game looks like it’s trying to be the cards from Slay the Spire with the hair from The Witcher 3. https://t.co/hTIlzcUuAC
Like, we get it. You like Breath of the Wild. https://t.co/i9r8kFNbZf
I was going to knock this one for looking too much like Bravely Default but it’s actually by square so I guess that’s fine. https://t.co/C7nDhjBB4a tweet of the decade. https://t.co/3G9EeL2yu9
I am honestly surprised that Sonic 2 isn’t an Apple Arcade game.
I am less surprised that Square Enix’s game is taking 15 years to download.
I bought a video game: Assemble

still got it. #SNES #NintendoSwitch https://t.co/CDFu2tct9w

September 17, 2019

Screams in Kenneth Parcel https://t.co/nROLHAnTkJ. I love Peacock as a name.

I went to Therapy.

September 18, 2019

I recommend this podcast - Randall Munroe, the genius behind XKCD,

Cura, September 16, 2019 https://t.co/2ztCJ7ArQJ

I read Double Dragon’s perpetual damsel isn’t taking any shit in the new River City game.

I read watchOS 6: The BirchTree Review.

September 19, 2019

JFL42 - I went to Todd Barry.

I read Travel Adventures Through Other People’s Instagram Stories.

September 20, 2019

The internet got ruined when we all started using our real names. The only people I still enjoy on social media are all queer nerds going by Pokemon handles. Legit my first email was “Raichu” with a number and I should have just stuck with it.

I read Justin Trudeau Has Never Been The Progressive Darling You Thought He Was.

JFL42 - I went to Nicole Byer.