More accurate iPhone names
As the iPhone gets older and its naming scheme spirals into marketing nonsense, I thought it might be a good time to give people a better way to describe each generation.
| Original Name | More Accurate Name |
|---|---|
| iPhone (2007) | iPhone No Keyboard. $500?!? |
| iPhone 3G (2008) | iPhone apps |
| iPhone 3GS (2009) | iPhone Angry Birds |
| iPhone 4 (2010) | iPhone You’re Holding it Wrong |
| iPhone 4S (2011) | iPhone Siri Not Available |
| iPhone 5 (2012) | iPhone Absolute Jewel |
| iPhone 5C (2013) | iPhone Plastic |
| iPhone 5S (2013) | iPhone The Good One |
| iPhone 6 & 6 Plus (2014) | iPhone Wide Boi |
| iPhone 6S & 6S Plus (2015) | iPhone Wide Bois |
| iPhone SE (2016) | iPhone The Good One Again |
| iPhone 7 & 7 Plus (2016) | iPhone Darth Vader |
| iPhone 8 & 8 Plus (2017) | iPhone 7S |
| iPhone X (2017) | iPhone Rich Boi |
| iPhone XS & XS Max (2018) | iPhone Rich Bois |
| iPhone XR (2018) | iPhone Touch |