More accurate iPhone names
As the iPhone gets older and its naming scheme spirals into marketing nonsense, I thought it might be a good time to give people a better way to describe each generation.
Original Name | More Accurate Name |
---|---|
iPhone (2007) | iPhone No Keyboard. $500?!? |
iPhone 3G (2008) | iPhone apps |
iPhone 3GS (2009) | iPhone Angry Birds |
iPhone 4 (2010) | iPhone You’re Holding it Wrong |
iPhone 4S (2011) | iPhone Siri Not Available |
iPhone 5 (2012) | iPhone Absolute Jewel |
iPhone 5C (2013) | iPhone Plastic |
iPhone 5S (2013) | iPhone The Good One |
iPhone 6 & 6 Plus (2014) | iPhone Wide Boi |
iPhone 6S & 6S Plus (2015) | iPhone Wide Bois |
iPhone SE (2016) | iPhone The Good One Again |
iPhone 7 & 7 Plus (2016) | iPhone Darth Vader |
iPhone 8 & 8 Plus (2017) | iPhone 7S |
iPhone X (2017) | iPhone Rich Boi |
iPhone XS & XS Max (2018) | iPhone Rich Bois |
iPhone XR (2018) | iPhone Touch |