Welcome to the Great American Quarter-Assening

Dave Holmes for Esquire:

When things are so volatile…I say let’s relax into this quarter-assening. Let’s approach each new challenge by asking ourselves, What would Pete Davidson do?” and then taking a nap. If we can manage to steer out of the skid we’re in, we can leave it to future generations to half-ass us back to peace and prosperity.

It’s not the worst advice I’ve heard this year.


August 17, 2022